Happy Valley Halloween party. NSFW . Not for children.

      I visited another Chinese amusement park. This time the tickets were a gift from a mutual teacher friend. She bought for me and another teacher in my company to see the Halloween event at Happy Valley. We had a great time, but without a doubt will say that this event is in no way for children. Some of the things I saw in the haunted houses could only be described as bizarre, disturbing, and grotesque.


         This was at the entrance to the park. It set the wrong tone. This image speaks of a playful and nostalgic Halloween experience. Perhaps a trip to a pumpkin farm with a corn maze where you warmed up to some apple cider and ate honey sticks. Throw that mental image away and enjoy the following pictures.

Have I mentioned the lack of copyright laws? They can rip off Jack Skellington anytime they please. And nothing will happen.

This creature was standing around scaring people on the path, but let us take our picture with him.

She could have qualified for a demented Candy Land character. She chased me around the bridge with the creepiest stare I have ever met with.

No words.

Even less words.

WHAT

THE 

FUCK?

This was part of one of many haunted houses. Here in Asia it is perfectly acceptable to grab people and chase them with fake knives and chainsaws. 

A naked man with a wolf head, partially disemboweled, being eaten by a scrawny woodland creature. Happy Halloween folks!

Needless to say this was an EXPERIENCE. By the end our adrenaline was spent so we went on a few rides. This one in particular was one of the most ridiculous I have ever been on. Imagine a carny- fest scrambler ride that goes up in the air, tilts on its side, and all the carts spin. 

We took a before and after shot to confirm we rode it.

Terror.

All over!